"Making good players look better."

 

"Where professional losers meet."

 

"Where the win ratios are single digit."

 

"Not the clan to learn strategy from."

 

"Because somebody has to lose."

 

"We make newbies look gosu."

 

"The only thing lower than our level is our wins."

 

"Redefining losing."

 

"Making the community a little stranger."

 

"Over 1 million victories served."

 

"Where winning is a foreign term."

 

"Worst...clan...ever."

 

"Making your clan look better."

 

"Unranked since 2002."

 

"Our records always begin with 0."